Charlie Kelly: Someone should've worn a shirt, right?Mac: Probably the kid.
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Charlie Kelly: Check it out... Who's to say we didn't put that very same poison in the drinking water?Mac: Everybody relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.Charlie Kelly: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.Frank Reynolds: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles.Frank Reynolds: What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?Charlie Kelly: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.Frank Reynolds: And the mayo?Charlie Kelly: That's shampoo.Frank Reynolds: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?Charlie Kelly: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably.
Frank Reynolds: I'm going with you guys because I am bored as shit.Dee Reynolds: That's not a good idea because when you get involved people usually get hurt.Frank Reynolds: I'm just hanging out with the guys. How's anyone gonna get hurt?