Bonnie Kelly: I had an abortion. It just didn't take.Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?Bonnie Kelly: You survived it. You survived the abortion!
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is going on?Charlie Kelly: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.Dee Reynolds: What is happening?Charlie Kelly: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because...Mac: Okay, you know what, Charlie? You gotta stop, honestly.
Mac: Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?Charlie Kelly: I suppose you have a problem with that, too?Frank Reynolds: Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
Charlie Kelly: Someone should've worn a shirt, right?Mac: Probably the kid.