Bonnie Kelly: I had an abortion. It just didn't take.Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?Bonnie Kelly: You survived it. You survived the abortion!
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, all right, well, what was the name on the order?Dennis Reynolds: Spider-Man. That's very clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Frank Reynolds: Dennis, ask him how it's possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.Dennis Reynolds: How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph...Frank Reynolds: I cut it when I found the pizza.Charlie Kelly: Holy shit. Dennis is Spider-Man.
Dennis Reynolds: Who are you here to see?Mac: My friend Sandy.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?Mac: I have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?Dee Reynolds: Oh, hello, Mac.Dennis Reynolds: Not so young and attractive, is she?
Mac: Now I can determine a subject's threat level without him being able to feel my retinal assessment.Charlie Kelly: Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is.Mac: Yes, and- No, that's not what it's about.Charlie Kelly: Oh, I thought you were scared every time...Mac: That's classified!