Larry David: I think I tipped that guy twice.Jeff Greene: What? Why wouldn't he tell you?Larry David: Because he got twice the money.Larry David: Why?
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Leon Black: Well what kinda cum was it, first of all?Larry David: What do you mean, "What kinda cum?" Cum is cum.Leon Black: Cum is not cum, Larry.Larry David: Cum is cum.Leon Black: Well, it couldn't have been mine. You know why? Cuz I gets mines, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies.
Jeff Greene: Hey, do you want to have dinner tomorrow before the show?Larry David: Oh, I don't know...Cheryl: We've got plans.Larry David: We don't have plans, we just don't want to have dinner with you.Cheryl: Larry...