Shut it Ralph Macchio! Why don't you have a party with Luke Skywalker, and Harry Potter, and War Horse, and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Marshall: Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.Ted: That cake really got to you?Marshall: It haunts me.
Ted Mosby: I think we should go someplace else. In this bar I will always be known as the guy who was left at the altar. It sucks.Barney Stinson: Good Times.Ted Mosby: Uh-oh, we lost Barney.Robin Scherbatsky: What'ya mean?Lily Aldrin: There's a woman over there in a tight red sweater, and he's not listening to a word we're saying.Barney Stinson: Gimme a Break!Ted Mosby: Long ago, he learned that he can fake a conversation by listing black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s. Right, Barney?Barney Stinson: What's Happenin'?Lily Aldrin: Hey, Barney. Wanna go with me and do stuff that I don't even let Marshall do to me?Barney Stinson: Diff'rent Strokes!
Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey! Don't let that be in vain.