Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Ted Mosby: Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you. You want to hear it?Barney Stinson: No, not really.Ted Mosby: T'was the night before, I had hours to kill. I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill.Barney Stinson: With quill?Ted Mosby: Barney. It's a poem.Ted Mosby: A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin.Her garb said "classy," but her eyes whispered "sin." She said, "you're a teacher?" I said, "yes, indeed." "I must have you," she moaned. "I'm turned on by tweed." With haste we did scamper To my chamber anon. We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on. I unlaced her bodice. Our passions grew deeper. And thus ends the tale of the sexless innkeeper.