How I Met Your Mother quotes

I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!

Ted Mosby

Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.

Barney Stinson

Marshall Eriksen: I miss my dad, Ted... I miss him so much.
Ted Mosby: I know.
Marshall Eriksen: When I was a kid, we would spend the summers in the upper peninsula. And every year we wouldn't get in the cabin till the middle of the night. And so, it'd be pitch black in the middle of the woods. I could never see anything in front of the headlights, but I always felt so safe... cause my dad was driving. He was like some sort of superhero that could just see way out into the darkness... and now he's just gone, and it's pitch black. I can't see where I'm going. I can't see anything...

Ted Mosby