Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.Robin Scherbatsky: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.
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Ted Mosby: Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss. So, I went to talk to the managing partner...Brady: Fire him.Ted Mosby: Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project.Ted Mosby: Fire him! He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass. In fact, fire everyone on that project. Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.Ted Mosby: Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.Brady: Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice. Come here.Brady: I like you, Crosby.
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.