Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.Robin Scherbatsky: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.
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Ted: Are you a vampire?Carl: That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.Ted: Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for that, now would we?
Robin Scherbatsky: Are you acting out the last scene of "Sleepless In Seattle" with dolls?Ted Mosby: How long have you been there?Robin Scherbatsky: Ten seconds.Ted Mosby: Then yeah, just the last scene.
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
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