How I Met Your Mother quotes

Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin Scherbatsky: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.

Robin Scherbatsky

Barney Stinson: You're my best friend, and my best man. Of course I trust you.
Barney Stinson: Oh come on, you don't have to cry about it.
Ted Mosby: It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch!
Barney Stinson: Oh my ggg - -

Barney Stinson, Ted Mosby

Marshall: Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.
Ted: That cake really got to you?
Marshall: It haunts me.

Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen