Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
Ted Mosby: I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.Barney Stinson: Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.
The truth is, I thought I'd be married by now and going through all this stuff along side you guys. But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second I'm still one night and nine months away from having a family of my own. And that's assuming the mother of my children is just a huge slut.
Barney Stinson: You know, I'm not worried about a wildcard anymore, whether its Uncle Vick, Aunt Shelley, or the ring-bear.Robin Scherbatsky: Ringbear-er!Barney Stinson: If any of those mammals go rogue, our wedding's gonna be Legendary.Robin Scherbatsky: No wait for it?Barney Stinson: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.
