Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot. Think about it, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There's nobody hotter than God.Ted: I love it when you quote Scripture.
I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.
Heidi Klum: Is he alright?Ted Mosby: He has the yips. Hasn't been able to score with a woman for days.Heidi Klum: Oh, the yips. In Germany, we call that "Ach du meine Güte, nichts klappt mehr, überhaupt gar nichts mehr, so 'ne Scheiße!" That is bad.