When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story
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Barney Stinson: God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev...Barney Stinson: Oh, hang on, bro...
Ted Mosby: Even when you were a kid you hated kids.Four-Year-Old Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?11-Year-Old Robin: I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?
Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.Robin Scherbatsky: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.
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