Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
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Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.
Monica: I saw you eat a cheeseburger!Monica: Well, didn't you?Phoebe: I might have.Monica: I can't believe you didn't tell me.Phoebe: C'mon. Like you tell me everything?Monica: What haven't I told you?Phoebe: Oh I don't know. How about the fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby on the terrace!Monica: Who told you that?Monica: You are dead meat.Chandler: I didn't know if was a big secret.Monica: Oh, it's not big. Not at all. You know, kind of the same as, I don't know, a third nipple!Phoebe: You have a third nipple?Chandler: You bitch!Ross: Whip it out! Whip it out!Chandler: No. C'mon! There's nothing to see. It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless.Rachel: As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?Joey: I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin!Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?Joey: I don't know. You see something, you hear a word. I thought that was it. Let me see it again!Ross: Yes! Show us your nubbin!Chandler: [Doesn't know what to say while everyone comes at him] Joey was in a porno movie!Chandler: If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me.