Ross: I don't... Rachel?Joey: Ross...Ross: Rachel?Gunther: RACHEL?
Russ: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.Ross: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss, day two, here's your diploma.
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...Monica: No, not if their room has two beds!Ross: I guess... It still seems a little... moonlight boat ride?
I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"