Caitlin: Hey, where's the chicken?Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. Said that "eggs came first".
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Jill Green: So, what do you think?Rachel: I-I don't like it.Jill Green: Really?Rachel: It's kinda slutty.Jill Green: It's yours.Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.Jill Green: Me too.
Chandler Bing: I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.Joey Tribbiani: Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?Chandler Bing: I did pay for half of it.Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, and I paid for the other half.Chandler Bing: All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.Joey Tribbiani: All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!Chandler Bing: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!Joey Tribbiani: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?
Ross: Hey! I am not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical.Joey: Okay Ross, don't get all religious on me!