Ross Geller: She was...Joey Tribbiani: Awful!Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.Ross Geller: Different.Joey Tribbiani: No!Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...Monica: No, not if their room has two beds!Ross: I guess... It still seems a little... moonlight boat ride?
Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.