Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.Chandler: I know. I still am one of these.
Chandler: Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?Jeweler: OK... Will you marry me?Chandler: Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?Phoebe: Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?Jeweler: $8,600.Phoebe: We will give you ten dollars.
Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care?Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like.Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me!Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something?Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there! All right? *There's* your good-bye!Dr. Ross Geller: Rach!Rachel Green: What?Dr. Ross Geller: You ca - ! You keep - ! You can't - !Rachel Green: What?
Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?