Lois Lane: Oh, sorry to rain on your orgy, Smallville. I think I scared off your date.
Clark Kent: Where'd she go?
Lois Lane: Probably to find you two a motel room.
Clark Kent: You don't understand.
Lois Lane: What's not to understand? You were pulling a "9 1/2 Weeks" in the elevator. I mean, it may not get you a membership in the mile-high club, but, hey, you got to start somewhere.
Clark Kent: Just calm down.
Lois Lane: I am calm! I am perfectly calm! Why wouldn't I be calm? Dial down the ego, Smallville. I don't care what you do with your love life.
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From: Smallville