Special Agent Seeley Booth: Listen Bones, you gotta be really careful in that Indonesian jungle, okay?Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth, in a week, you're going to a war zone. Please don't be a hero. Please just... don't be you.
You know what you people lack? Whimsy. It's a genuine handicap.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm doing the fecal floatation right, now.Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, don't get to say that a lot.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tax shelter? Exactly how loaded are you?Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well *that* is an offensive way to phrase the question, but... quite loaded. I'm betting a seven figure advance for my next book.Special Agent Seeley Booth: Seven figures? Wow! Without the decimal point?Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The publisher makes considerably more.Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's the first of those seven figures?Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: A prime number. What do you do with your money?Special Agent Seeley Booth: Use it for food, rent.