I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.
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Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive, the donors will all be wearing name tags.Zack Addy: What do we talk about?Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?Angela Montenegro: I draw death masks.Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?Angela Montenegro: Don't you?Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces, their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.
Seeley Booth: Everyone knows that laughter's the best medicine.Temperance Brennan: No, penicillin is the best medicine. It's saved countless millions from infections.Seeley Booth: Okay, now what? You're being funny?Temperance Brennan: No, I'm being serious.Seeley Booth: You'd rather take penicillin over laughter? That's like saying that you'd take mould over the Stooges.Temperance Brennan: Penicillin is not a mould. It's derived from fungi.Seeley Booth: Well, okay, well, the Stooges are fun guys.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd posit that the chipped teeth suggest that a tube or funnel was forced down the victim's throat.Colin Fisher: To fill him up with alcohol. Bastard.Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I beg your pardon?Dr. Jack Hodgins: Fisher's just starting to realize that murderers are bad.