Richard Castle: So, Captain Beckett, have you successfully completed your agenda for your lunch meeting?Kate Beckett: Indeed I did. Three times.Richard Castle: Three? Best meeting ever.
Richard Castle: I was hoping you'd still be here.Kate Beckett: I was just about to call you.Richard Castle, Kate Beckett: I think I know who the killer is.
Senator William Bracken: No. No no no no, forget it! I've got nothing to say to you!Richard Castle: Oh, tough! I know Beckett was here and I know why! So you're gonna call off your dogs right now.Senator William Bracken: Or what? Are you gonna write something mean about me?Richard Castle: Or I'm gonna start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.Senator William Bracken: You'll be wasting your money.Richard Castle: Oh, forgive me if I don't take your word for it.
Jason: I'm not talking to Mr. Castle. He's a jerk face!Richard Castle: Okay, you know what? He's the jerk face!Kate Beckett: He's eight years old. You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?Richard Castle: How was I supposed to know he'd be the witness?
