Richard Castle: Whoa, that is not the Suez Canal. Ooh.Richard Castle: If you're trying to decide what to wear, just keep wearing what you're wearing now. Or... less.Kate Beckett: Pervert!Richard Castle: That is Field Marshall Pervert to you.
Lanie Parish: Sorry, Castle, but this time, he really is dead.Richard Castle: What a waste.Lanie Parish: To be given a second chance and have it taken away like this.Richard Castle: He was just gonna go back to work like nothing happened.Lanie Parish: What?Richard Castle: If I hadn't been so focused on his rebirth, I might have noticed that wire. I... I could have saved him.Lanie Parish: Oh, you can't beat yourself up, Castle. I was starting to think he was some kind of medical miracle. Turns out he was just lucky. And in the end, his luck ran out.Richard Castle: Forget lucky.Alan Masters: Somebody cooking barbecue?Richard Castle: He's immortal!
Richard Castle: Oh, before I forget... what did Penny say about Alexander?Kate Beckett: Oh, nothing. Just some silly stuff that didn't make any sense... Why?Richard Castle: Because my middle name is Alexander.Kate Beckett: I thought your middle name was Edgar?Richard Castle: Been perusing the personal section of the Richard Castle website again, have we? No, I changed my middle name to Edgar, for Edgar Allen Poe, back when I changed my last name to Castle. My given name is Richard Alexander Rogers.
Roy Montgomery: The feds say he's a white male, twenty-five to forty-five years old...Richard Castle: Could be me.Roy Montgomery: ...with a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.Richard Castle: Still me.Roy Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.Kate Beckett: Definitely you.Richard Castle: Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito.
