Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That will solve our problems.
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Cersei Lannister: I want to believe that. I want to believe that she's happy.Oberyn Martell: You have my word. We don't hurt little girls in Dorne.Cersei Lannister: Everywhere in the world, they hurt little girls.
Dickon Tarly: Ser Jaime.Jaime Lannister: Rickon.Dickon Tarly: Dickon.
Tyrion Lannister: Father, I wish to confess. I wish to confess!Tywin Lannister: You wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: I saved you. I saved this city. All your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all.Tywin Lannister: Tyrion, do you wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: Yes, father. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?Tywin Lannister: You admit you poisoned the king?Tyrion Lannister: No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of being a dwarf.Tywin Lannister: You are not on trial for being a dwarf.Tyrion Lannister: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.Tywin Lannister: Have you nothing to say in your defense?Tyrion Lannister: Nothing but this: I did not do it.Tyrion Lannister: I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!Tyrion Lannister: I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!Tywin Lannister: Ser Meryn! Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell!Tyrion Lannister: I will not give my life for Joffery's murder and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.