Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it.Tyrion Lannister: And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through.
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My reign has just begun.
Joffrey Baratheon: Traitors! I'll have their heads!Tyrion Lannister: Oh you blind, bloody fool!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't insult me!Tyrion Lannister: We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't!Tyrion Lannister: I can, I am!Joffrey Baratheon: They attacked me!Tyrion Lannister: The threw a cow pie at you so you decide to kill them all? They're starving, you fool! All because of a war you started!Joffrey Baratheon: YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!Tyrion Lannister: And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist? Where is the Stark girl?Joffrey Baratheon: Let them have her!Tyrion Lannister: If she dies, you'll never get your Uncle Jaime back! You owe him quite a bit, you know!
Barristan Selmy: The Yunkish are a proud people; they will not bend.Daenerys Targaryen: And what happens to things that don't bend?