Tyrion Lannister, I name you Hand of the Queen.
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We've been sitting here for days! Start the damn joust before I piss myself...
A toast. To the proud Lannister children: the dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness.
Cersei Lannister: Killed? By whom?Tyrion Lannister: Accounts differ. Most seem to implicate Catelyn Stark in some way.Cersei Lannister: Really? Who'd have thought?Tyrion Lannister: Some say it was one of his own Kingsguard, while still others say it was Stannis himself who did it after negotiations went sour.Cersei Lannister: Whomever did it, I say well done.Tyrion Lannister: That's not what Varys says. He says Renly's army is flocking to support Stannis, which would give Stannis superiority over us on both land and sea.Cersei Lannister: Littlefinger says we can outspend him three-to-one.Tyrion Lannister: And I say Father raised you to have too much respect for money.