Tyrion Lannister: A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.Missandei: Who said this?Tyrion Lannister: Me, just now.
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Grand Maester Pycelle: The Small Council grows smaller and smaller.Cersei Lannister: Not small enough.
Tyrion Lannister: Father, I wish to confess. I wish to confess!Tywin Lannister: You wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: I saved you. I saved this city. All your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all.Tywin Lannister: Tyrion, do you wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: Yes, father. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?Tywin Lannister: You admit you poisoned the king?Tyrion Lannister: No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of being a dwarf.Tywin Lannister: You are not on trial for being a dwarf.Tyrion Lannister: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.Tywin Lannister: Have you nothing to say in your defense?Tyrion Lannister: Nothing but this: I did not do it.Tyrion Lannister: I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!Tyrion Lannister: I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!Tywin Lannister: Ser Meryn! Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell!Tyrion Lannister: I will not give my life for Joffery's murder and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.
Joffrey Baratheon: Traitors! I'll have their heads!Tyrion Lannister: Oh you blind, bloody fool!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't insult me!Tyrion Lannister: We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't!Tyrion Lannister: I can, I am!Joffrey Baratheon: They attacked me!Tyrion Lannister: The threw a cow pie at you so you decide to kill them all? They're starving, you fool! All because of a war you started!Joffrey Baratheon: YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!Tyrion Lannister: And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist? Where is the Stark girl?Joffrey Baratheon: Let them have her!Tyrion Lannister: If she dies, you'll never get your Uncle Jaime back! You owe him quite a bit, you know!