The next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face!
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Daenerys Targaryen: How are the lessons going?Missandei: Very well, Your Grace.Grey Worm: Missandei is teacher good, my Queen.
Joffrey Baratheon: Everyone is mine to torment! You'd do well to remember that, you little monster.Tyrion Lannister: Oh, "monster". Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
Jaime Lannister: You plotted with Euron Greyjoy without telling me, the commander of your armies?Cersei Lannister: And you conspired with Tyrion, the man who murdered our father, without telling me, your queen.Jaime Lannister: I didn't conspire with him.Cersei Lannister: You met with him in secret without my consent, you planned to promote my enemies' interests. THAT is the definition of conspiracy.Jaime Lannister: I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge.Cersei Lannister: And that will be treason.Jaime Lannister: Treason?Cersei Lannister: Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies, what would you call it?Jaime Lannister: Doesn't matter what I'd call it.Cersei Lannister: I told you no one walks away from me.Jaime Lannister: Are you going to order him to kill me? I'm the only one you have left. Our children are gone, our father is gone; it's just me and you now.Cersei Lannister: There's one more yet to come.Jaime Lannister: Give the order, then.Jaime Lannister: I don't believe you.