Lord Varys: Where are you going?Tyrion Lannister: I need to speak to someone with hair.
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Cersei Lannister: You want to be Hand of the King? You want to rule? This is what ruling is; lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out by the root, one by one, before they strangle you in your sleep!Tyrion Lannister: I'm no king, but I think there's more to ruling than that.Cersei Lannister: I don't care what you think! You've never taken it seriously; you haven't, Jaime hasn't! It's all fallen on me.Tyrion Lannister: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.Cersei Lannister: You're funny. You've always been funny, but none of your jokes will match the first one, will they? Do you remember, back when you ripped my mother open on your way out of her and she bled to death?Tyrion Lannister: She was my mother too.Cersei Lannister: Mother gone, for the sake of you. There's no bigger joke in the world than that.
Loras Tyrell: Ser Jaime, I'm very sorry.Jaime Lannister: Ser Loras, it's quite all right.Jaime Lannister: Your sister looks very beautiful.Loras Tyrell: As does yours.Jaime Lannister: So... looking forward to your wedding?Loras Tyrell: Yes, very much.Jaime Lannister: Our fathers are both rather keen on the prospect.Loras Tyrell: They certainly are.Jaime Lannister: Perhaps they should get married.Jaime Lannister: If you were to marry Cersei, she'd murder you in your sleep.Jaime Lannister: If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath. Luckily for you, none of this will happen because you'll never marry her.Loras Tyrell: And neither will you.
Look at me! Look at my face! It's the last thing you'll see before you die.