Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?Tyrion Lannister: Please don't.
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There's great honor in serving the Night's Watch. The Starks have manned the Wall for thousands of years, and you are a Stark. You may not have my name, but you have my blood.
Loras Tyrell: Ser Jaime, I'm very sorry.Jaime Lannister: Ser Loras, it's quite all right.Jaime Lannister: Your sister looks very beautiful.Loras Tyrell: As does yours.Jaime Lannister: So... looking forward to your wedding?Loras Tyrell: Yes, very much.Jaime Lannister: Our fathers are both rather keen on the prospect.Loras Tyrell: They certainly are.Jaime Lannister: Perhaps they should get married.Jaime Lannister: If you were to marry Cersei, she'd murder you in your sleep.Jaime Lannister: If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath. Luckily for you, none of this will happen because you'll never marry her.Loras Tyrell: And neither will you.
Grand Maester Pycelle: The Small Council grows smaller and smaller.Cersei Lannister: Not small enough.