I wish someone would have told me, I wouldn't have had to steal that pig.
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Catelyn Stark: If you lose, your father dies, your sisters die, we die.Robb Stark: Well, that makes it simple then.Catelyn Stark: I suppose it does.
Tyrion Lannister: You're an awful traveling companion, do you know that? Possibly the least charming man I've ever met.Jorah Mormont: I'm not your traveling companion.Tyrion Lannister: We are traveling together, in each other's company, therefore...Jorah Mormont: Do you ever shut up?Tyrion Lannister: I sailed from King's Landing to Pentos in a crate without ever saying a word!Jorah Mormont: Why?Tyrion Lannister: It never occured to you to ask why until now? You never wondered why Tyrion Lannister decided to visit a brothel in Volantis?Jorah Mormont: I'm sure you've visited many brothels in many cities.Tyrion Lannister: I killed my father. He wanted to execute me for a crime I didn't commit. And he was fucking the woman I loved.
Myrcella Baratheon: You looked different when I left. You had more hair.Jaime Lannister: And more hands.