Jaime Lannister: If your gods are real, if they're just, why is the world so full of injustice?Catelyn Stark: Because of men like you.Jaime Lannister: There are no men like me. Only me.
Cersei Lannister: You want to be Hand of the King? You want to rule? This is what ruling is; lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out by the root, one by one, before they strangle you in your sleep!Tyrion Lannister: I'm no king, but I think there's more to ruling than that.Cersei Lannister: I don't care what you think! You've never taken it seriously; you haven't, Jaime hasn't! It's all fallen on me.Tyrion Lannister: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.Cersei Lannister: You're funny. You've always been funny, but none of your jokes will match the first one, will they? Do you remember, back when you ripped my mother open on your way out of her and she bled to death?Tyrion Lannister: She was my mother too.Cersei Lannister: Mother gone, for the sake of you. There's no bigger joke in the world than that.
Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake with stupidity.
Lord Varys: Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head.Tyrion Lannister: She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me.