The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Kimball Cho: You can go crazy at the Olive Garden.

Teresa Lisbon, Kimball Cho

Wayne Rigsby: So, uh, guys. I have something to say.
Grace Van Pelt: We have something to say.
Wayne Rigsby: Uh, life's too short for dishonest. Van P... Grace and I are... lovers.

Wayne Rigsby, Grace Van Pelt

Teresa Lisbon: What do you think we should do?
Patrick Jane: I think we should trust our instincts.
Kimball Cho: You mean take a wild guess.
Patrick Jane: 80% of the time, a detective's first guess is right.
Kimball Cho: You just made that up.
Patrick Jane: And you knew that because your instincts told you.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon