Gossip Girl quotes

Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.

Blair Waldorf

Blair Waldorf: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse.
Chuck Bass: We come in peace and with a purpose.

Chuck Bass, Blair Waldorf

I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.

Blair Waldorf