Gossip Girl quotes

Serena van der Woodsen: Chuck, what is she doing here?
Blair Waldorf: Are you trying to have me killed? Bass?
Chuck Bass: She's fine!
Nate Archibald: Shh! Shut up!
Blair Waldorf: Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

Nate Archibald

Blair Waldorf: You're late.
Jenny Humphrey: Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Could you do me a favor?
Jenny Humphrey: Anything.
Blair Waldorf: Move down a couple steps.
Jenny Humphrey: Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be?
Blair Waldorf: First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B.
Jenny Humphrey: You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class.
Penelope: Jenny...
Blair Waldorf: Please she'll be back.

Jenny Humphrey, Blair Waldorf

Blair Waldorf: Serena's been in jail for over four hours. She's already served more time than Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan combined!
Chuck Bass: She's a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they're working her over with the phone book.

Chuck Bass