Kirk Quotes

I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!

Bones! Buckle up!

Four years? I'll do it in three.

James T. Kirk : Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : I don't know, but I like him.

Christopher Pike : Outside! All of you! Now!
Christopher Pike : You all right, son?
Kirk : You can whistle really loud, you know that?

James T. Kirk : Kirk to Enterprise. We're falling without a chute. Beam us up!
Transport Chief : I'm trying. I can't lock onto your signal.
James T. Kirk : Beam us up!
Transport Chief : You're moving too fast!
James T. Kirk : Beam us up!
Pavel Chekov : I can do zat! I can do zat!

James T. Kirk : So what kind of combat training do you have?
Hikaru Sulu : Fencing.

Lt. Nyota Uhura : Gaila, who is he?
Gaila : Who's who?
Lt. Nyota Uhura : The mouth-breather hiding under your bed?
James T. Kirk : You can hear me breathing?

Stardate: 2258.42... or, uh, 4... Whatever. Acting Captain Spock has marooned me on Delta Vega, in what I believe to be a violation of Security Protocol 49.09 governing the treatment of prisoners aboard a star...

Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out.

James T. Kirk : Bones, doesn't it bother you that no one's ever passed the test?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Jim, it's the Kobayashi Maru. NO one passes the test, and no one goes back for seconds, let alone thirds.
James T. Kirk : I gotta study.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Study, my ass.