Han Solo Quotes

C-3PO : Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Han Solo : Never tell me the odds.

Echo Base Officer : Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han Solo : Then I'll see you in Hell!

C-3PO : Sir. Sir, I've isolated the reverse, power flux coupling.
Han Solo : Thank you. Thank you very much.
C-3PO : Oh you're perfectly welcome, sir.

This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Either shut him up or shut him down!

C-3PO : Excuse me sir, but might I inquire as to what's going on?
Han Solo : Why not?
C-3PO : Impossible man.

Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

I feel terrible.

C-3PO : Sir, If I may venture an opinion...
Han Solo : I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO.

It's not my fault.

Deck officer! Deck officer!

OOOOW!