Dan Scott Quotes

So which one of you whores is my ex-wife? Oh, the old one, at the end.

My name is Dan Scott. I killed my brother.

You plan sucks.

Dan Scott: You're full of crap.
Coach Whitey Durham: It comes with old age, Danny, constipation.

Dan Scott: Hey, how you feeling, son?
Nathan Scott: Ok. What's my bag doing there?
Dan Scott: Well I packed some things for you.
Nathan Scott: Dad, I'm not going to move to the beach house, okay?
Dan Scott: You don't have to. We'll work this out.
Nathan Scott: Well then what's this?
Dan Scott: You and I are going away for the weekend.
Nathan Scott: Are you kidding?
Dan Scott: I already put up with your mom, got your golf clubs in the back cover and I got a 9 AM t-time.
Nathan Scott: Dad, you can't just sprain things on me like this, alright? I have plans this weekend!
Dan Scott: I know you do, with me.

Dan Scott: Guns and Roses, Whitesnake, Metallica, Aerosmith...
Lucas Scott: Please tell me you're kidding. You didn't actually listen to metal?
Dan Scott: Even had my own spandex.
Lucas Scott: Oh, man! That's not not a vision I wanted to have in my head!

Dan Scott: Guns and Roses, Whitesnake, Metallica, Aerosmith...
Lucas Scott: Please tell me you're kidding. You didn't actually listen to metal?
Dan Scott: Even had my own spandex.
Lucas Scott: Oh, man! That's not not a vision I wanted to have in my head!

Keith Scott: How could you do this to me?
Dan Scott: Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier.
Keith Scott: I can't believe you.
Dan Scott: Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'.

Dan Scott: How much are you lifting?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: 160
Dan Scott: Wow, I didn't know I had a daughter.

Dan Scott: I thought maybe you'd be at Tric.
Karen Roe: Oh, yeah, Deb fired me.
Dan Scott: Fire is her specialty.

It's been said that the saddest thing a man will ever face is what might have been. But what of a man who's faced with what was? Or what may never be? Or what can no longer? Choosing the right path is never easy. It's a decision we make with only our hearts to guide us. But sometimes we find our way to something better. Sometimes we fight through the regret and remorse of our mistakes, our malice and our jealousy and the shame we feel for not being the people we were meant to be. And that's when we find our way to something better. Or when something better finds its way to us.

Doctor: Don't worry señor, you won't feel a thing.
Dan Scott: So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?
Doctor: Dos o tres, más o menos.
Dan Scott: Oh, oh, Doc I-I-I'm I'm not under yet, I'm still here. Hey Doc, Doc Doc Doc, I'm still here! N-no no no I'm still here Doc!
Nurse: Calma te.
Dan Scott: I'm still here!
Nurse: Calma te!
Dan Scott: I'm still here!
Dan Scott: I'm still here!

Nathan Scott: Put the siren on!
Julian Baker: I've never been in a cop car before! I don't know where the siren is!
Dan Scott: It's the switch in the middle.
Nathan Scott: You're gonna be OK! You're gonna be OK, Dad!