Burt Quotes

Burt Hadley : What's it like?
Leonard Shelby : It's like waking. Like you just woke up.
Burt Hadley : That must suck.

Burt Hadley : Oh shit. This is the wrong room. You're in 304 now. I'm sorry. I fucked up.
Leonard Shelby : This is not my room?
Burt Hadley : No, come on, let's go.
Leonard Shelby : Why is this my handwriting?
Burt Hadley : ...This was your room, but now you're in 304.
Leonard Shelby : When was I in here?
Burt Hadley : Last week. But then I rented you another room on top of it.
Leonard Shelby : Why?
Burt Hadley : Business is slow. I mean, I told my boss about the - your condition and stuff, and he said try and rent him another room.
Leonard Shelby : So how many rooms am I checked into in this shit-hole?
Burt Hadley : Just two, so far.
Leonard Shelby : Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off.
Burt Hadley : Well, you're not gonna remember anyway.
Leonard Shelby : You don't have to be that honest, Burt.
Burt Hadley : Leonard, always get a receipt.
Leonard Shelby : That's good advice. I'll have to write that down.