The Intouchables Quotes

Hope well and have well.

My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.

What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.

Outta the way.

Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?
Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.
Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.

She got the hots for me.

It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.

Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?
Philippe: Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.

Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.

Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.
Driss: Both of them?

I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.

We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.

Driss: Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.
Driss: You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.

Driss: 100 euros says I can lose them.
Philippe: You're on.

Philippe: Oh, it's awful.
Philippe: I look like my grandpa.
Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
Philippe: No, come on.
Driss: That's not funny, no?
Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind

Driss: Where do you find a paraplegic?
Philippe: I don't know.
Driss: Where you leave him.