Rain Man Quotes

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh.

Raymond : Definitely not.

Susanna : How was that?
Raymond : Wet.

That's why they sent you away. Because you hurt me.

Ray, it would be nice if you didn't carry that television everywhere we go.

It's okay, Ray. It's over. No more questions. You don't have to answer anymore questions.

I'm gonna go take a celebration piss.

I'm an excellent driver.

Definitely not.

Uh oh! Uh oh, V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N! Homes! What's happenin' homes!

C-H-A-R-L-I-E, my main man.

$200 is about to go to the shit house and Lenny doesn't wanna answer the phone!

Raymond : We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.
Susanna : Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
Raymond : Monday night is Italian night.

Susanna : But we an watch TV here, we're allowed.
Raymond : Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.

Doctor : Ray, do you want to stay and live with Charlie?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?
Raymond : Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt.

You tire me, Ray.

Ray, did you fucking hear what I said? SHUT UP!

Ray, we're at an airport. People fly out of airports. What'd you think we're doing here this whole time?

Doctor : Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor : Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.

We have to go to K-Mart.

Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.

This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the fucking toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblefuck, Missouri because you won't go out when it rains. Mystifying. Fucking mystifying.

I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.

I just realized I'm not pissed off anymore. My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back. I was a prick. If he was my son and didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. But it's not about the money anymore. You know, I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother? Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I had a brother? Because it'd have been nice to know him for more than just the past six days.

Have you taken any prescription medication?