Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?
Read more Rocket QuotesFrom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Star-Lord : Here you go.Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.Star-Lord : What?Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
Drax the Destroyer : This one shows spirit. He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan. Companion, what were you retrieving?Drax the Destroyer : You're an imbecile.
Mantis : Drax! We need to talk!Drax : I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis : What?Drax : I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting.Mantis : What are you doing?Drax : Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically