Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.
Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut! That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems!