Lance Corporal Blake : You'll be wanking again in no time!Lance Corporal Schofield : Wrong hand.
Lance Corporal Schofield : [talking about his reckon] I swapped it with a French captain.
Lance Corporal Blake : You swapped it? For what?Lance Corporal Schofield : Bottle of wine.Lance Corporal Blake : What did you do that for?Lance Corporal Schofield : I was thirsty.