Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!
Read more Carolyn Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.