Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.
She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself.