Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
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Doctor : Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.Doctor : Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.