Enrico Pollini : I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.Owen Templeton : No I wasn't.Enrico Pollini : No pun intended.Owen Templeton : What pun was that?
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Nick Schaffer : What's this $110?Hotel Clerk : Those are your in-room movies.Nick Schaffer : No, I didn't watch any movies.Hotel Clerk : Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.Nick Schaffer : Afro Whores?Hotel Clerk : You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.Nick Schaffer : No, no, no...Hotel Clerk : Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.Nick Schaffer : I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.Hotel Clerk : This is not a record, sir.Nick Schaffer : It... It's a delete.Hotel Clerk : Okay, fine. How many times did you watch it?Nick Schaffer : None! I didn't watch it!Hotel Clerk : Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters... "Nick Schaffer : I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!Nick Schaffer : I didn't.
Lucy Impersonator : How about a pit-stop?Owen Templeton : Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.Lucy : The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.Owen Templeton : So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.Lucy : Not necessarily.