I am giving you the gift of life, screaming, pooping life, and you don't even have to be there when it comes out all covered in blood and guts
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I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mark Loring : You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.Vanessa Loring : What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."Mark Loring : Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."