Lincoln quotes

I heard tell once of a Jefferson City lawyer who had a parrot that would wake him each morning crying out 'today's the day the world shall end as scripture has foretold'. And one day, the lawyer shot him for the sake of peace and quiet I presume, thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, his prophecy.

Abraham Lincoln

Deliver your own goddamn petition.

Robert Lincoln

Don't spend too much money on the flub dubs.

Abraham Lincoln