Batman : Who never skips leg day?Chorus : Batman!Batman : Who always pays their taxes?Batman , Chorus : Not Batman!
Read more Bruce Wayne QuotesFrom: The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Batman : Hey, 'puter, I'm home.Computer : Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?Batman : I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.Computer : Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.Batman : Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait.Batman : Not 20 minutes. Stupid.
Robin : Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!Batman : Wait, don't touch that!Robin : Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!Batman : Please keep your hands off that.Robin : Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!Batman : Don't touch that, either!Robin : It's the Bat-Train!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat-Kayak!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?Batman : Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless
Batman : Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.Robin : Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?Batman : Unlimited!