Iron Man: Ross doesn't know I'm here. I would rather like to keep it that way, otherwise I gotta arrest myself.Captain America: That sounds like a lot of paperwork.
When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.
Ant-Man: Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man: Who's speaking?Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him.He's on the young side.
