Here, take one of these pills and slip it under your tongue. It's the high concentrate Polymer they put in Oreo cookies. It flukes the polygraph every time.
Read more Simmons QuotesFrom: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Wheelie : Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?Mikaela Banes : What are you doing here, you little freak?Wheelie : That's my eye, you crazy bitch!Mikaela Banes : You gonna talk now?Wheelie : I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me!Mikaela Banes : What knowledge?Wheelie : You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead with that shard!Wheelie : Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!Mikaela Banes : Then I'm your worst nightmare!Wheelie : Hey, hey, hey!
Jetfire : Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?Sam Witwicky : The Decepticons Jetfire : Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.Sam Witwicky : What do you mean, changed sides?Jetfire : It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?Wheelie : You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?Jetfire : If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!
Agent Simmons : What is going on here?Leo Spitz : How many times can you get tazered in the nuts before you can't have kids?Agent Simmons : You're an amateur, kid, a rank amateur.